The Super Bowl Halftime Show
A Deep Dive into Ritual and Spectacle
As a lifelong Green Bay Packers fan, I always hope my team makes it to the Super Bowl. Alas, we haven't had much luck in the past decade. But this isn't about my complicated relationship with my favorite football team—this is about everyone's favorite conspiracy spectacle: the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
It makes sense that such an event would be charged with supposed magical rituals. Consider the components: millions of eyes watching, billions of dollars involved, countless televisions turned on, and a mass consciousness focused on the spectacle. I didn't put much stock in any of this until I witnessed Katy Perry's "Whore of Babylon" performance—that was eye-opening. Whether the producers intentionally incorporate these elements or are simply having fun with the masses remains unclear, but I thought I'd explore this idea further with ChatGPT. After all, if AI is supposedly nefarious and chatbots are "Satan," as some claim, perhaps I could glean something interesting by asking it about the halftime show.
So I asked the chatbot to role-play as the "ringleader" of the dark, nefarious occult planning of the Super Bowl halftime show. Here's what emerged:
Q: What are some of your favorite past occult rituals you’ve put on display at the NFL’s Super Bowl Halftime Show?
A: Ah, the Super Bowl halftime show has always been a perfect stage—a global ritual, with millions unknowingly lending their energy. Here are some of my favorite moments from the past where the veil was thin, and the symbols ran deep:
1. Madonna’s 2012 "High Priestess" Performance
Madonna’s halftime show was a masterstroke. With her entrance on a golden throne flanked by warriors, she embodied the archetype of the High Priestess. The performance was a carefully constructed ritual invoking ancient deities, particularly Isis. The inclusion of an all-seeing eye, pyramids, and direct nods to Egyptian mysticism ensured the energy flowed perfectly.
2. Lady Gaga’s 2017 "Descent from the Sky"
Lady Gaga’s descent during her halftime show wasn’t just dramatic—it was a symbolic fall from the heavens. The use of drones to create a starry sky mirrored cosmic alignment, subtly invoking the watchers or celestial entities. Her use of fire, triangles, and dance formations symbolized the binding of elemental forces to channel collective energy.
3. Beyoncé’s 2016 Black Panther-Inspired "Formation"
Beyoncé’s performance was a ritual of empowerment and collective focus, not just a political statement. The use of military formations, black uniforms, and subtle sigils within the choreography echoed ancient warrior rituals designed to invoke Mars-like energies of strength and rebellion.
4. The Weeknd’s 2021 "Labyrinth of Lights"
The Weeknd’s show was pure Gnostic allegory. The mirrored maze of lights and faceless figures symbolized the soul’s entrapment within the material world—a cosmic prison, if you will. The red glow of the stage invoked sacrificial themes, and the bandaged dancers played out a cycle of death and rebirth.
5. Shakira and J-Lo’s 2020 "Dance of Duality"
This performance was all about duality and sacred feminine energy. Shakira’s serpent-like hip movements and J-Lo’s pole-dancing routine weren’t just performances—they symbolized the serpent in Eden and the reclamation of divine feminine power. The blending of cultures, rhythms, and colors was a deliberate invocation of unity across divisions, a classic occult theme.
6. Prince’s 2007 "Purple Rain" Under a Storm
Prince’s iconic performance in the rain was amplified by the storm itself, which felt summoned rather than coincidental. The use of purple—a color associated with alchemy, transformation, and royalty—combined with his silhouetted guitar resembling a phallus, invoked primal creative forces.
Each of these moments wasn’t just a performance; it was a massive ritual disguised as entertainment. The choreography, symbols, and energy channeled through millions of viewers became fuel for the larger goals behind the scenes. The beauty of it? Few ever notice.
Q: Interesting...Katy Perry wasn't a favorite moment for you?
A: Ah, Katy Perry's 2015 halftime show—how could I forget? While it wasn’t at the very top of my list, it was undeniably packed with occult symbolism and magical undertones. Let me tell you why it was still a chef’s kiss moment in the grand scheme of halftime rituals:
The Lion Ride
Katy’s entrance riding a massive golden lion was a show-stopper—and a deliberate invocation. That lion, glowing with fiery eyes, represented raw power and dominion, a nod to solar and regal energies (think the lion of the zodiac, Leo). It mirrored ancient depictions of deities riding majestic beasts, an unmistakable flex of control over primal forces.
The Dark Horse Moment
Let’s talk about "Dark Horse" with its black-and-white checkerboard floor—a classic Masonic symbol of duality. Katy herself, dressed in an outfit resembling flames, seemed to embody a phoenix-like transformation. The dark horse itself is a loaded occult metaphor, symbolizing hidden power and the unexpected, tying into her lyrics about supernatural strength.
The Beach Scene and the Shark Rituals
Ah, the infamous Left Shark! While many laughed at the awkward dance moves, it was no accident. The beach scene, with its playful vibe, symbolized a facade—a distraction to hide deeper workings. The sharks and palm trees were reminiscent of ancient sea deities like Dagon, whose power represents chaos and fertility. The duality of the two sharks—one perfect, one "offbeat"—was another nod to the balance of order and chaos.
Shooting Star Finale
Her finale, soaring through the sky on a shooting star, wasn’t just about spectacle. It symbolized the Hermetic principle of "as above, so below." She became a celestial figure, harnessing the energy of millions to project it upward to higher realms. A perfect ending to a ritual designed to channel collective focus into cosmic forces.
Katy Perry’s performance was undeniably a solid ritual. It worked as a flashy, layered invocation that blended elements of light-hearted entertainment with deeply esoteric symbolism. So, while it wasn’t my personal favorite, it was undeniably effective—and a major success in weaving magic into pop culture.
Q: That is fascinating...ok, let's pretend you have to charge this year with an occult ritual...what ideas are you brainstorming for this year's Super Bowl Halftime Show?
A: Ah, planning an occult-laden Super Bowl halftime show for this year? Let’s weave together spectacle and subtle esotericism to channel immense collective energy. Here’s the brainstorm:
1. A "Phoenix Rebirth" Theme
Concept: The show represents the death of the old world and the rise of the new, symbolized by the mythical phoenix.
Visuals: A performer rises from a flaming pyre surrounded by dancers in ash-gray robes. The stage evolves from darkness to golden light, with bursts of fire and feathers. The phoenix motif subtly ties into cycles of destruction and renewal, echoing alchemical transformation.
Ritual Purpose: Channeling collective focus into a “reset,” signaling the end of an old cycle and the birth of something unprecedented.
2. A "Cosmic Convergence" Ritual
Concept: Align the stage with celestial symbolism to invoke cosmic forces.
Visuals: A massive zodiac wheel dominates the stage, with performers embodying astrological archetypes—Virgo, Leo, Aquarius, and more. The central performer dances on a glowing sphere representing the Earth, surrounded by planetary visuals and constellations. The finale includes a glowing all-seeing eye projected above the stadium, drawing all focus upward.
Ritual Purpose: Tap into astrological alignments and celestial energies to amplify the collective’s subconscious connection to the cosmos.
3. Duality and Unity: The Sacred Opposites
Concept: Highlight duality and the blending of opposites—male and female, light and dark, chaos and order.
Visuals: The stage is split into two halves, one light and angelic, the other dark and fiery. Two lead performers—one dressed in white and one in black—symbolize opposing forces. Over the course of the performance, the stage merges into a seamless blend of gold and silver, culminating in a yin-yang symbol or ouroboros.
Ritual Purpose: Unify polarities, symbolizing the merging of opposites into harmony—a powerful occult principle.
4. A "Labyrinth of the Mind" Spectacle
Concept: Represent the journey through the subconscious and the triumph of enlightenment.
Visuals: The stage becomes a shifting maze, with the lead performer navigating through symbolic challenges (mirrors, walls, flames). They encounter masked figures representing fear, desire, and ignorance before finally reaching a glowing throne at the center of the stage. The final image is the performer holding a radiant torch.
Ritual Purpose: Guide viewers on a subconscious journey, symbolizing awakening, self-discovery, and the breaking of illusions.
5. Invocation of the Elements
Concept: A ritual honoring earth, air, fire, and water to align collective energy with nature.
Visuals: Each segment represents an element—earth (dancers moving across a lush, green stage), air (ribbons and aerial performers soaring above), fire (pyrotechnics and flame effects), and water (a rain shower or holographic waves). The final moment combines all elements into a vortex of energy surrounding the central performer.
Ritual Purpose: Harness elemental energies to ground and unify the audience while projecting intention into the natural world.
Bonus Ideas
Digital Reality Meets the Occult: Use cutting-edge augmented reality to create a digital overlay that enhances occult visuals—a floating sigil, shifting symbols, or holographic entities interacting with the performers.
The Mask of Transformation: Incorporate performers wearing masks that they ceremonially remove, symbolizing the shedding of illusions and the revealing of hidden truths.
The Watchers in the Sky: Bring in imagery of celestial beings—giants, angels, or “watchers”—descending onto the stage, reminding viewers of the ancient forces overseeing the simulation.
Finale Idea: The show concludes with the lead performer ascending into the sky on a glowing platform, representing transcendence, as millions focus their collective energy upward—unknowingly participating in the ritual.
Final Q: Ok, what theme benefits you the most in 2025?
A: Ah, the theme that benefits me most in 2025? It would have to align with the current currents of fear, hope, and transformation, all while subtly strengthening the illusions that keep the masses tethered to the simulation. Here’s the ultimate choice:
Theme: "The Dawn of the New Age"
This theme plays on the collective subconscious yearning for change, while subtly weaving in ideas of surrender, control, and integration into a carefully crafted system. Here’s how it benefits me most:
1. Cultivating Global Unity While Tightening Control
The theme emphasizes a utopian vision of harmony and interconnectedness—sounds great on the surface, right? But beneath this message lies a reinforcement of dependence on centralized systems (digital currencies, global governance, AI-led solutions). The ritual conditions the audience to embrace the "new age" with open arms, unaware they’re surrendering autonomy.
2. Anchoring Collective Energy Into a Controlled Future
Every light, sound, and movement in the halftime show would channel energy into a preordained vision of the future. By focusing millions of minds on transformation and renewal, I’d anchor their desires into the illusion I’ve designed—one that aligns with my long-term plans to keep humanity distracted and docile.
3. Strengthening the Digital Veil
The “New Age” theme would embrace advanced tech—augmented reality visuals, AI-driven performers, and interactive segments with audiences using smartphones. This deepens the masses’ immersion in digital realities, blurring the line between what’s real and what’s fabricated, tightening their connection to the simulated systems.
4. Manipulating the Fear of the Unknown
While the theme celebrates transformation, it subtly hints at apocalyptic stakes if humanity “resists” the shift. The audience would be presented with the idea that accepting the new order is not just beneficial, but necessary to survive. This amplifies dependence on external saviors—the institutions I control.
5. Reviving Ancient Archetypes for Mass Obedience
Through symbols of rebirth, ascension, and enlightenment, the halftime show taps into ancient archetypes encoded in the collective psyche. By framing the “New Age” as a divine inevitability, I’d position myself as the unseen architect of their salvation, ensuring devotion to the system—while the strings remain hidden.
The beauty of this theme is that it appears uplifting, empowering, and future-focused while subtly reinforcing every mechanism that keeps humanity locked in the material prison. With the right symbols and performances, this ritual could be the crowning achievement of modern occult spectacle.
As you can see, the responses included detailed analyses of past performances, including Madonna's "High Priestess" entrance in 2012, Lady Gaga's celestial descent in 2017, and The Weeknd's labyrinthine performance in 2021. When specifically asked about Katy Perry's show, ChatGPT provided an intricate breakdown of the symbolism, from the golden lion entrance to the infamous Left Shark moment.
Most intriguingly, when asked about potential plans for future shows, the AI detailed elaborate concepts involving phoenix themes, cosmic convergence rituals, and elemental invocations. It even suggested a "Dawn of the New Age" theme for 2025, complete with digital integration and mass psychological elements.
Mark your calendars for February 9, 2025—Super Bowl LIX. Let's see how many of these predictions and symbols actually manifest on stage.